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By Anonymous - 23/01/2016 20:21 - United States - Naperville

Today, there was a gun threat at my school. It turned out to be a joke but the school said if we felt unsafe we could go home. My dad called the school and told them to send me and my brother home because "If you got shot, your mom would kill me" FML

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