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By AtWarWithTheDog - 26/04/2016 09:53 - United Kingdom - Feltham

Today, the package containing my eagerly-anticipated, made-to-order ASOIAF shirt was ripped apart by my mum's stupid dog who beat me to the front door again. I now have to wait for a replacement and my mother owes me twenty quid. FML.

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False_Stupidity 41

Tuesday 26 April 2016 22:46

Sorry but unless the dog is huge, the fact that it beat you to the door should not prevent you from stopping the dog from ripping the package apart.

superwhovian 16

Wednesday 27 April 2016 1:12

Dogs are strong and fast. It's not always possible to stop them.

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False_Stupidity 41

Tuesday 26 April 2016 22:46

Sorry but unless the dog is huge, the fact that it beat you to the door should not prevent you from stopping the dog from ripping the package apart.

superwhovian 16

Wednesday 27 April 2016 1:12

Dogs are strong and fast. It's not always possible to stop them.

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