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By Anonymous - 21/04/2017 19:25 - Germany - Hennigsdorf

Today, the kid I babysit was walking around all weird because she still doesn't wipe her own butt. She's 7... and her parents still do it for her. I gave her a crash course and she did not know that girls have to wipe front to back. FML

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Sarahsaturday 12

Friday 28 April 2017 19:19

Seriously, I babysat a girl like that too when I was younger. Her 11 year old brother had to do it. From the first day I was there I was like, shut it down, you're learning today lol.

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Sarahsaturday 12

Friday 28 April 2017 19:19

Seriously, I babysat a girl like that too when I was younger. Her 11 year old brother had to do it. From the first day I was there I was like, shut it down, you're learning today lol.

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