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By Pulled_Pig - 28/11/2018 07:55

Today, the guy that I have been pining over for the past 3 years FINALLY asked me out. We went on an amazing date that ended in sex. The next morning, we woke up in each other’s arms and he yells “YOU GOT PIGGED, BITCH” FML
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Leeono 26

Which is why you should get to know someone before having a crush let alone sleep with them.

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BurnInDemonFire 35

Based on your story, it sounds like you're the one who pulled the pig. You need to forget about this jerk, find a nice guy worth being with, and leave this loser to get drunk and touch dick tips with his frat bros. Oh, and leave the sex out of the first date. Even if you feel like you've found your soulmate, make sure they respect you, and treat you right, before you get into bed with them.

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Leeono 26

Which is why you should get to know someone before having a crush let alone sleep with them.

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BurnInDemonFire 35

Based on your story, it sounds like you're the one who pulled the pig. You need to forget about this jerk, find a nice guy worth being with, and leave this loser to get drunk and touch dick tips with his frat bros. Oh, and leave the sex out of the first date. Even if you feel like you've found your soulmate, make sure they respect you, and treat you right, before you get into bed with them.

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