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By Anonymous - 28/03/2014 19:23 - United States - Bloomfield Hills

Today, the girl I've been dating dumped me after she found out I'm originally from Alabama. Apparently she doesn't want to date someone from a "foreign country". We both live in Michigan. FML

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By WTF - 14/07/2013 20:08 - United States - Ann Arbor

Today, my girlfriend of six weeks dumped me when she learned that Macedonia, where I was born, is in Europe. Apparently, she thought that I was "Asian" and she doesn't want to date a "white guy." Yeah, I'm totally confused too. FML

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By sadface - 11/08/2010 06:50 - United States

Today, I was dumped by my girlfriend due to our long distance relationship. She then agreed to date my best friend who lives in the same town as me. FML

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You deserved it 3 477

By Anonymous - 20/05/2019 18:00

Today, I saw my ex-girlfriend. She dumped me because she was moving to Wyoming. I guess Wyoming is code for my friend's apartment. FML

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You deserved it 142

By pinkfloyd777 - 20/12/2010 16:15

Today, I found out that my girlfriend's parents offered her a trip to Europe if she dumped me. She accepted, and broke up with me. Her parents were lying. FML

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You deserved it 3 858

By blasted - 25/11/2009 13:56 - United States

Today, my girlfriend of almost a year, and to whom I intended to propose on Thanksgiving, dumped me because her husband will be returning from Iraq soon. And he wants to have a "talk" with me. I didn't know she was married. FML

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You deserved it 3 894

By saywhat - 26/01/2009 15:51 - United States

Today, I met the girl who dumped me because the distance between us was too great. We're in the same city again. She's now dating a Marine in Iraq. FML

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You deserved it 2 827

Alexa, play "What difference does it make?" by The Smiths

By tarah - 10/03/2021 21:30

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me after finding out my parents are divorced. Same reason my last three girlfriends broke up with me. FML

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You deserved it 140

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By Ella - 11/09/2024 18:00 - United States

Today, my longtime crush, who lives in Texas, got into a relationship. He turned me down when I'd confessed my feelings for him because he “doesn’t do long distance.” The girl he’s with lives in the same city as me. We both live in Florida. FML

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You deserved it 142

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By Never chosen - 27/08/2025 02:00 - United States

Today, I ran into a guy I knew from 3 years ago. He just moved here from out of state and is planning to stay forever. This is the same guy who dated me long distance and dumped me after a while because he “couldn’t handle long distance.” He just got engaged to a girl who lives here. FML

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You deserved it 109

By THANKS4theINFO - 23/05/2010 23:15 - United States

Today, I was watching a movie at my girlfriend's house with her and her parents. There was a part where a brother and sister kissed, so I said "where'd they come from, Alabama?" Today is also the day I found out my girlfriend's parents are from Alabama. FML

I agree, your life sucks 13 941

You deserved it 38 747

CaptainSmith28 19

Friday 28 March 2014 23:25

Move back to Alabama. I'll bet even there you'll find someone more educated than that.

Nilorak 24

Friday 28 March 2014 23:22

Sweet home Alabama.

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mansfield_j 27

Saturday 29 March 2014 0:12

Theirs another reason for sure, that's the dumbest thing I've ever heard

diaspora_fml 26

Saturday 29 March 2014 0:41

But, who are they?

imbedderdenu 23

Saturday 29 March 2014 5:05

"There is" or "There's"

cha2010chi 10

Saturday 29 March 2014 0:30

As fellow Michigander all I can say is WTF

dark_angel4121 12

Saturday 29 March 2014 0:31

I'm pretty sure you dodged a bullet there buddy. Count your blessings.

jimmyvelazco 7

Saturday 29 March 2014 0:35

blondes.

BunchieRules 31

Saturday 29 March 2014 6:18

stereotypes.

neond123 1

Saturday 29 March 2014 0:40

Dude, you won here.

rdenkewicz 11

Saturday 29 March 2014 0:47

This would have been somewhat reasonable if you were from Georgia, but Alabama?! Wow, no brains!

kacironi 13

Saturday 29 March 2014 0:49

this is a life saver moment and not a FML she did you a favor

Steve95401 49

Saturday 29 March 2014 0:49

Maybe she misheard you and thought you said "Albania".

inner_peace 19

Saturday 29 March 2014 2:13

Still shallow nonetheless.

SqueakyChipmunk 21

Saturday 29 March 2014 0:54

If you have her number, call her in an upset Indian voice.

gracehi 31

Saturday 29 March 2014 5:48

She kick my dog! Now my dog need operation!

djsammyc 19

Saturday 29 March 2014 1:00

hello fellow michigan person:)

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