By wowhoopla - 11/01/2010 01:10 - France

Today, some drunk dude broke into my house while my parents were out. Scared, I asked him what he wanted, his response was "cookies." FML
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wowhoopla 0

well if u all must know hat happened I showed him we had Betty crocker chipsahoy and Oreo but he insistead on having them all. And all I could day was I'm going to be cookie broke so he decided to share some... and so i had cookies with some random drunk who broke into my house. can't day I've done that before...

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TheMichaelIsFres 0

that wasn't a drunk man I was cookie monster in disguise

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theman34 0

give the man his cookies

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Carbonchild 0

A French man broke into your house for cookies? Just give him some and if he seems like a nice guy you have a new friend. It's not like your in South Africa and he wants to eat them while dismembering you.

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ShotCaller82 0

u said it ... lol you now officially arrived in the 21st century

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htowntrick 0

ROFL. I laughed like I never laughed before in a long time. :) This 'FML' was hilarious. :D Give him some cookies of course!

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Rota 0

I think FML has realized that MLIA is funnier and is now approving their stories. This site is circling the drain.

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actress5698 1

did you know the cookie monster is a vegtable monster because mothers thought a cookie monster was a bad example

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skyeyez9 24

Well I certainly hope you at least dialed 911 and/or beat him till he was retarded with a bat. I don't care why he broke into your house. Its a violation of your privacy and possible threat to your life.

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Towelie_31 0

**** op's life, that man almost took his cookies!

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1m_b0r3d 0

ROFLMFAO!!!! did u give him any cookies?

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dizziedanni123 0

see...this isnt THAT bad....give that bitch an oreo and send him on his way...ROFLMAO

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ccangel1001 0

well think if you give a mouse a cookie..... now fill in the blank LMAO!!!!!!

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