By wowhoopla - 11/01/2010 01:10 - France

Today, some drunk dude broke into my house while my parents were out. Scared, I asked him what he wanted, his response was "cookies." FML
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well if u all must know hat happened I showed him we had Betty crocker chipsahoy and Oreo but he insistead on having them all. And all I could day was I'm going to be cookie broke so he decided to share some... and so i had cookies with some random drunk who broke into my house. can't day I've done that before...

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TheMichaelIsFres 0

that wasn't a drunk man I was cookie monster in disguise

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theman34 0

give the man his cookies

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random_orange 1

Dude, it was totally drunk Santa. You should have given him what you wanted for christmas when you handed over the cookies. =]

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Anteezy 7

You should have kicked his ass and robbed him, stupid burglars.

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DanielleTheOne 3

if he had to break in to get COOKIES he isnt worth robbing lol

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Americunt 0

Of all things, COOKIES? FYL, OP, but at least he didn't rape you.

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firecopy 6

I can't believe no-one has said anything to #2

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geppy 0

That turned out okay. He could've said "rape".

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kdkorz 7

LOL! That's hilarious! But kidding aside, you should be glad that's *all* he wanted.

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