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By nobreakuplala - 22/08/2016 15:10 - Tunisia

Today, or actually for a while I wanted to break up with my boyfriend because of his huge lack of maturity after I finished telling him why I want to break up he just put his hands over his ears and screamed "La la la la I didn't hear anything there's no breakup la la la" talk about maturity...FML
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Just say I'm leaving you. Don't give him an option. Just go. Do it by letter it text if you want. Either way you're free to move on.

If he refuses to listen, just tell him once and then operate the rest of your life as if it has been done. Because technically you DID break up with him, he's just a ginormus butt. Don't call him, visit, or text him. If he tries to contact you, reinform him of your break up and end the conversation there. Once he matures to your desired level, you can re-explore communication.

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Just say I'm leaving you. Don't give him an option. Just go. Do it by letter it text if you want. Either way you're free to move on.

It's actually really funny. Immature, yes but funny too.

If he refuses to listen, just tell him once and then operate the rest of your life as if it has been done. Because technically you DID break up with him, he's just a ginormus butt. Don't call him, visit, or text him. If he tries to contact you, reinform him of your break up and end the conversation there. Once he matures to your desired level, you can re-explore communication.

One_In_Three 24

No desert for him then, and better ground him for good measure.

If y'all live together, put his stuff on the curb and get the locks changed. You did break up with him, so kick him out of your life in a solid way.