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By Blinky - 30/04/2017 04:24

Today one of the 4 year old boys I teach decided the previous week's activities of biting, kicking and punching me weren't enough. He threw the metal fork he was using to eat lunch at me, which hit me in the neck and drew blood. To top it off, my boss told me it was my fault.

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Shabnam Moghal 14

Thursday 4 May 2017 13:37

That isn't your fault. Your boss needs to talk with the parents. They need to come up with a solution and the kid needs to apologise to you.

CrazyManNo9 29

Thursday 4 May 2017 5:28

Discipline is binary. You have it. Or, you get stabbed in the neck with a fork.

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CrazyManNo9 29

Thursday 4 May 2017 5:28

Discipline is binary. You have it. Or, you get stabbed in the neck with a fork.

Shabnam Moghal 14

Thursday 4 May 2017 13:37

That isn't your fault. Your boss needs to talk with the parents. They need to come up with a solution and the kid needs to apologise to you.

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