By comfylap - 28/05/2010 23:30 - United States

Today, on the train, I was sitting next to a cute girl I didn't know. She fell asleep on my lap by accident and I just let her for the whole train ride. This is the closest I've ever been with a woman. FML
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LemonMan 0

.....And then you ****** her in the ear? o.0

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bluelahve 0

she just so happened to lay down on your lap? or did she just sort of fall there after she was asleep?

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tygerarmy 35

Should've got her number; maybe next time.

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thinkpink1 0

gotta be flirty and bubbly and fun and bold even if it seems awkuard bcuz girls like it and they will definetly like u!

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ken8lk 3

son, the closest I've ever been to a woman was 2 feet apart. consider yourself lucky. haha

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Primus_fml 0

Which way was her head facing? *wink wink nudge nudge*

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xlildizzle1516x 0

lol and thumbs up for the pic, WOOT WOOT

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steelerforreel 0

haha I thought you were going to say I got a boner lol

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eatitbastard 0

I assume you went home and pulled it in the bathroom? yes?

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liveITupTiger 0

she fell asleep....on your lap? shoulder I can imagine but lap? how does that happen?

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