Miscellaneous: Today, on one of the final nights of my vacation in Madagascar,... - FML

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By cryeverytime - 31/07/2016 19:20 - Madagascar

Today, on one of the final nights of my vacation in Madagascar, my great uncle, who is not the nicest man, loudly insulted the waitress while she was pouring us a drink. With her being native to Madagascar, he didn't think she spoke English. She did, and now he is mad at ME for not warning him. FML.

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Echo13243 13

Tuesday 2 August 2016 2:30

Your grand uncle needs a stern talking to about educate in every situation. Be it at home or in another country. Even if she didn't speak English, it wouldn't be nice to talk behind someone's back, and especially loudly.

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Echo13243 13

Tuesday 2 August 2016 2:30

Your grand uncle needs a stern talking to about educate in every situation. Be it at home or in another country. Even if she didn't speak English, it wouldn't be nice to talk behind someone's back, and especially loudly.

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