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By LoZelda123 - 28/12/2016 22:45 - United States - Houston

Today, on Christmas, marks the 3rd day I am off work and also the 3rd day I can't eat anything because of the stomach flu. FML

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roaf 13

Thursday 29 December 2016 6:11

That sucks. Hopefully you were still able to see your family and have as good of as possible in those circumstances

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roaf 13

Thursday 29 December 2016 6:11

That sucks. Hopefully you were still able to see your family and have as good of as possible in those circumstances

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