Intimacy: Today, my wife uttered the soul-crushing words, "But we're married... - FML

By ._. - 05/06/2013 00:08 - United Kingdom - Letchworth

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Today, my wife uttered the soul-crushing words, "But we're married now, why would we have sex?" FML

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By Sapphire Mills - 28/11/2018 13:30

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Today, it's my 2-year wedding anniversary. It also marks 2 years since my wife told me, "We're married now we don't need to have sex anymore." FML

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Bygone days

By No fun for me then - 08/04/2025 19:00 - United Kingdom - Cardiff

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Today, my wife was telling me about some kinky things she did with a previous boyfriend. Since my sexual adventures were fairly limited compared to hers, I commented that I would like to try that sometime. She said, "Why would we have kinky sex? We're already married." She was serious. FML

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Last trip

By cap - 09/12/2019 01:00 - United States - Manhattan

Today, I had sex with my wife only to be told that the sex was horrible and to be given divorce papers. FML

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By Korisite - 30/10/2011 05:31 - United States

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Today, my wife caught me masturbating to porn. She screamed at me and asked why I would be masturbating when I had her to have sex with. So I asked if she wanted to have sex, she said no. FML

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Stuck on amber

By Anonymous - 01/10/2020 07:58 - United States - Greensburg

Today, my wife and mother of my kids said she doesn't want sex. Or a divorce. FML

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Marriage doesn't solve anything

By Anonymous - 12/03/2021 17:00

Today, my wife told me how she really felt about me, and said she didn't love me anymore. We got married last month. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/06/2015 07:54 - United States - Wheatland

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Today, I tried talking to my wife about our sexless marriage. Her only response was to toss me a sock and say "Knock yourself out, fuckstick." FML

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Dead bed

By ohyey - 29/01/2011 01:50 - Norway

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Today, I discovered that my wife isn't cheating on me after all, as I'd feared. We just don't have sex anymore. FML

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Alexa, play "I Won't Share You" by The Smiths

By Shawn Bennight - 10/06/2020 08:07

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Today, my wife of 23 years said she wanted a divorce, that she didn't love me anymore and is moving out. Why? I told her I didn't want us to date and have sex with other people. FML

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Alexa, play "Loveless" by My Bloody Valentine

By Anonymous - 16/04/2023 22:30 - Australia

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Today, after enduring years in a sexless marriage, I asked my wife if she will make love to me ever again, to which she replied, "Probably not." Half an hour later she's talking about us going on a trip to Egypt next year. FML

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SammyS2012 21

Wednesday 5 June 2013 5:34

Wow... that is beyond words... Try to remind her how nice sex can be? (obviously without rape)

CrazyJ716 18

Wednesday 5 June 2013 5:33

Ouch...

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Irakli_1 27

Monday 27 October 2014 20:11

Definitely divorce material

talicaroxi 25

Wednesday 18 March 2015 0:35

Your wife my husband -.- why the hell did I sign that wedding certificate

lucasj23 11

Friday 30 March 2018 16:17

I'm finding it hard to believe her attitude about sex has changed that much since you got married so I'm guessing she wasn't that enthusiastic before that. surely you must have noticed.

maserle 8

Tuesday 12 November 2019 17:59

ooooooof. Big F.

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