By Baldy - 03/04/2011 09:16 - New Zealand

Today, my wife told me that she was leaving me for someone with more hair. FML
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Uncouth 0

Tell her you were planning on leaving her for someone with less stretch marks.

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wheresmyfood 0

:O pull her hair out!

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Comments

lmaoatall 6

omg, she's found and is haveing an affair with Sasquatch. don't worry op, she will get tired of coughing up fur balls and come crawling back to you.

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missy1228 2

2 choices pimp slap that ho or simply get some rogain or bosley

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traze 7

I'll go with pimp slap that ho if I was op.

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llZombiell 5

Shave your head completely and you'll look like a bad.

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iTaylor 0

get a toupe (sp?)! those things always look good ;)

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perdix 29

So, either she's leaving you for a guy with a smaller, limper dick who happens to be hairier than you, or she's not telling you the real reason.

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