By Baldy - 03/04/2011 09:16 - New Zealand

Today, my wife told me that she was leaving me for someone with more hair. FML
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Uncouth 0

Tell her you were planning on leaving her for someone with less stretch marks.

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wheresmyfood 0

:O pull her hair out!

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irforever 0

awww that sucks!

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playboyintown 4

get a ripped body like Jason statham and ask her if she wants to change her mind.

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Griggy 0

Shave her then leave her!! See how she likes it!!

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C6Racer 0

70, you just made it known to every person in the world.

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MissBunny25 0

hey, 70, 1 can do whatever the **** they want. yeah, bitch im calling you out. how about posting something relevant to the FML? if it offends you, go take some ******* midol, or shove a new tampon up your hole. you might want to get that stick out of your ass, too. It might give you a splinter. Love, MissBunny25

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A7X_LoVeee 10

Why the hell do you care 70? Shit grow up. Also, take bunny's advice.

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