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By NoEclipse4U - 21/08/2017 15:45

Today, my wife started her period, and insisted that we miss the eclipse. We were near Nashville (path of totality) but now we're in Ohio. She's in such denial about it, but if she's miserable, she has to make me miserable too. She knows I've been looking forward to the eclipse for years. FML

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GhostFox 33

Thursday 24 August 2017 6:21

Aaaand you listened because...? If anything, in your shoes I would have put her in a hotel with movies, food, a heating pad and a bathtub if it meant I got to see it if I had been waiting that long.

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GhostFox 33

Thursday 24 August 2017 6:21

Aaaand you listened because...? If anything, in your shoes I would have put her in a hotel with movies, food, a heating pad and a bathtub if it meant I got to see it if I had been waiting that long.

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