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By tag33 - 14/01/2017 04:55

Today, my wife said she wants to separate and doesn't know if our marriage is healthy for her. Three weeks ago I had foot surgery, and the day before that my brother killed himself. We've only been married for 2 months. FML

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ladycate 7

Thursday 19 January 2017 11:31

My condolences to you OP. That sucks. Marriage is for the long haul (at least in my mind) and requires commitment, understanding and compromise. Are you and your wife willing to try counselling?

icemand90 17

Friday 3 February 2017 15:55

as ladycate says. i dont care if its in front of god, the state or whatever you both swore an oath.why does someones word mean so little these days?

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ladycate 7

Thursday 19 January 2017 11:31

My condolences to you OP. That sucks. Marriage is for the long haul (at least in my mind) and requires commitment, understanding and compromise. Are you and your wife willing to try counselling?

icemand90 17

Friday 3 February 2017 15:55

as ladycate says. i dont care if its in front of god, the state or whatever you both swore an oath.why does someones word mean so little these days?

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