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By Koalabiter - 12/06/2016 23:38 - United States - Kansas City

Today, my wife came home from a week long business trip. As soon as she walked in the door, I carried her straight to bed. About halfway through she noticed that something was all over my back. It turns out that the cat wasn't happy and had proceeded to use our bed as a litter box. Game Over. FML

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JanieBaby22 5

Tuesday 14 June 2016 2:24

How did you not smell that

iamdman 22

Monday 13 June 2016 15:03

haha omg you got cockblocked by a pussy

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iamdman 22

Monday 13 June 2016 15:03

haha omg you got cockblocked by a pussy

JanieBaby22 5

Tuesday 14 June 2016 2:24

How did you not smell that

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