Love: Today, my very traditional grandmother has decided it's time...

By Anonymous - 03/12/2009 09:47 - Canada

Today, my very traditional grandmother has decided it's time for me to get married to Kevin. She's called half the town and informed them of the good news. I'm 17. I've never met Kevin. FML

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By singlelady - 26/01/2016 22:24 - United Kingdom - Southampton

Today, to avoid disappointing my excited great grandmother, I still attended a small family dinner to celebrate my engagement. My fiancé and I split last night, I haven't slept and had to tell her he was caught up at work. FML

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Kingdutch 3

Thursday 3 December 2009 20:09

I feel bad for you FYL do we get invites? :D

perdix 29

Thursday 3 December 2009 20:15

Grandma's insane. . . there is no Kevin. If there is, go live in the other half of the town.

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Shadow_vamp_503 2

Thursday 10 December 2009 9:22

Oh damn... poor you. On the other hand, maybe Kevin is a really awesome guy?? I'm surprised my grandma hasn't done that to me.

used2belovedrunk 0

Tuesday 15 December 2009 9:20

Wow. My grandma & your Grandma have a lot in common. On my 17th b-day she told me that she met my grandfather when she was seventeen on a caravan & left her town on her horse to ride on with him. Then for the rest of the night she tried to convince my parents to get me a horse and lessons & move to Montana with her for the summer.