Miscellaneous: Today, my varsity swim team got second place in the State meet....

By kat101 - 04/10/2010 22:11 - United States

Today, my varsity swim team got second place in the State meet. My coach said I could bring the trophy home for the weekend. On the way home, I accidentally sat on it and broke it, cutting my butt. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/07/2014 05:00 - Australia - Darlinghurst

Today, a new session started for my swimming squad. I walked down to the pool, tripped over a stray equipment bag, and belly-flopped into the pool in front of everyone, fully clothed. I'm the coach. FML

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By fatass - 19/02/2009 07:36 - United States

Today, I had a great workout and was feeling really good about my body. Until I sat on my desk, and broke it. FML

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By suckatlifeeexo - 25/04/2009 05:44 - United States

Today, I was at a swim meet. I was on a relay team and I was the anchor. My team was in 1st. I was ready to dive in when I saw my tampon string was hanging out of my suit. I freaked, slid off the block, and fell on top of the guy before me and gave him a concussion. We got DQed for a false start FML

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Bellyflop

By Anonymous - 12/03/2023 20:00 - United States

Today, I tried to impress our swim team coach by doing a complicated backflip from the diving board. I landed face-first in the pool and had to be rescued by the lifeguard, so I guess I won't be going to the Olympics any time soon. FML

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Are you colourblind?

By Anonymous - 18/02/2023 22:00

Today, I accidentally tackled my own teammate during a rugby match, so our coach made me walk the 5 miles back home instead of driving me home with the rest of the team. FML

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Draining

By grlzze444 - 16/11/2010 00:19 - United States

Today, my swim coach had me swim a 400 meter freestyle. Feeling a little sick near the end, I lifted my head to breathe, then burped, and threw up violently all in the pool. All my team mates screamed horrified running out of the pool, and now they have to drain it. I was told not to come back. FML

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Denied!

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I swam in a race against all of the girls in the midwest in the hardest, longest, most grueling race you can swim. I won. Happy but so tired I could barely move, I looked up to see my time. I had been disqualified. For flinching. Before the race started. FML

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By nico - 01/07/2011 04:15 - United States

Today, I broke my collarbone in a rugby tournament. I was forced to sit through five more hours of games because the coach wouldn't take me to the hospital until the tournament was over. FML

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Looking cool

By Anonymous - 18/05/2014 04:48 - United States

Today, while lifeguarding, I slipped and fell from my chair and onto the cement. Embarrassed and actually quite hurt, I tried to climb back up to the chair, but it tipped. I fell half onto the cement half into the pool, just before the chair landed on top of me. FML

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By mytoehurts - 26/06/2015 13:09 - Canada - Ayr

Today, I was at my lifeguarding exam. Everything was going well until I went to 'save' someone and slipped and bellyflopped into the pool. I broke my toe, and the person I was supposed to save ended up saving me instead. FML

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Trapped_in_a_Box 0

Tuesday 5 October 2010 1:12

how do you accidentally sit on a trohpy? isn't big enough for you to notice it?

lolz_ydi 1

Tuesday 5 October 2010 1:07

dumbass

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alyssaax3 0

Tuesday 5 October 2010 4:27

mooroon

omgitzkayla 0

Tuesday 5 October 2010 4:51

moroooon sorry I just thought I'd add to the creative comments above me.

20waffleater10 0

Tuesday 5 October 2010 4:55

behold it is I, waffleater10 but I have died and came back as a little bit nicer comment leaverer!

c420racer 13

Tuesday 5 October 2010 4:59

**** your life?? **** your entire team's life. Not only did you break the trophy but if anyone else wants to hold it they would be touching your nasty ass's blood. Ew

20waffleater10 0

Tuesday 5 October 2010 5:02

don't you mean you want him to stop being perverted?

x3herox3 0

Tuesday 5 October 2010 5:15

Anal'd by throphy.

justsayfuck 5

Tuesday 5 October 2010 5:56

Yes you are, but I don't know for how long. I'm sorry to say this but you are doing a terrible job. I mean, until last night, how many people did you screw over? None! You are a failing hooker, I'm sorry.