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By Anonymous - 14/02/2017 00:01 - United States - Los Angeles

Today, my Valentine's Day plans consist of a court date. For what you ask? Domestic violence. The irony is not lost on my public defender. FML
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You deserved it 6 058
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Top comments

vicfirthfan 11

not sure how their sex matters for whether they are a victim

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da_epic_failman 7

Well, why would he post it if he weren't?!

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GhostFox 33

Because most abusers don't think they've done anything wrong, and the few abusers that do admit that they've done wrong, still blame the victim for "making" them do it.

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zezili 18

Sounds like ydi mate!! Hope your day sucked!

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sasquatchius 3

Assuming you're guilty you definitely deserve it. That would make you a scumbag.

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wwiillmm 12

Innocent until proven guilty.... so he doesn't deserve it until he is sentenced guilty

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rivenrock 14

Actually, regardless of the court outcome, he either did it or not. IF he did, he's guilty.

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FlexMaster 10

Hey ALLAYOU who say ydi, we have no true information regarding this so we must not jump to conclusions.

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Cali 54

Jumping to conclusions is a time-honored tradition here at FML.

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Isa_fml 20

If you're innocent, FYL. If guilty, I hope someone beats your ass.

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YveltalLugia 17

If he's guilty, someone is going to **** his ass. Happy Valentine's Day.

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CheesusTheGreat 2

I don't see if this is male or female. They could be the victim for all we know.

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vicfirthfan 11

not sure how their sex matters for whether they are a victim

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marcranger 28

Victims don't usually need to engage the services of public defenders.

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heyLaddieHey 18

You don't get a defender if you're the victim.

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DraconicFeline 31

Um, it could also be a false accusation...

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Talis99 26

Cheesus, seriously, don't be like that. A man can be abused by a woman. Neither side's gender matters.

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praahe 8

If you're innocent, sorry for your trouble. If you're guilty, I hope you get raped in prison.

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