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By octoberrain - 12/10/2011 15:41 - United States

Today, my upstairs neighbor was leaving the parking lot, and stopped to wave. I smiled and waved back, only to realize that she was saying goodbye to her cat, who was sitting in the window. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/10/2024 06:00 - United States

Today, I left my apartment window open for some fresh air. When I returned, my idiot cat was on the balcony staring at me... from my neighbor’s apartment. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/10/2025 00:00

Today, I thought I was waving at my neighbor, who was also waving enthusiastically back. After smiling and gesturing, I realized she was actually cleaning her windows. I was flirting with Windex. FML

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By oops123 - 16/07/2012 14:38 - United States

Today, my neighbors are moving. As we were saying our goodbyes, their 12-year-old son approached and thanked me for the times I forgot to shut the blinds and he watched me change. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/04/2025 15:00 - Canada - Calgary

Today, a cute stranger waved at me on the street. I waved back enthusiastically, smiling like an idiot. Then I realized she was waving at her dog behind me. I then turned around and waved at the dog, then scurried home to bury my embarrassment in a pillow on my couch. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/02/2013 00:43 - Finland - Helsinki

Today, I found out that my upstairs neighbor has a cat. I was blessed with this knowledge when she threw several piles of used kitty litter and cat poop over her balcony and onto my patio. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/07/2020 05:02

Today, while I was driving around the neighborhood, I passed my neighbors' house only to see their dog with a full-grown dead cat in its mouth. Only one family owns a cat in our neighborhood. FML

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By ADanceWithDavos - 07/07/2014 15:59 - United Kingdom

Today, I woke up to an old lady right outside my open window, saying "Hello in there! Are you sleepy?" I was so startled that I answered her. She screamed. Turns out she's my neighbour's elderly mother, didn't know I was in there, and was talking to my cat. FML

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By unknown52 - 02/12/2011 02:02 - Netherlands

Today, after three days of getting stared at by my neighbour from the window, I realized that she wasn't alive anymore. FML

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By Ew. - 09/04/2012 15:22 - United Kingdom

Today, after being filled with joy after seeing my very elderly cat finally enjoying the sun in my garden, I skipped over to give her a hug. Turns out she was taking a shit. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/07/2025 22:00 - Canada - Montreal

Today, I spent 20 minutes calling for my cat, worried she’d escaped. I found her in the bathroom, sitting in the sink, calmly watching me yell her name. She didn’t even flinch. I realized I’d been shouting “Fluffy!” at the open window. All my neighbors now probably know my cat’s name. FML

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Wednesday 12 October 2011 19:17

I think my comment has a loser upstairs comment

crackz12 10

Wednesday 12 October 2011 19:00

Sounds like shes the one who should feel retarded

Comments

ms_YoungMula 8

Wednesday 12 October 2011 20:02

If the cat waved back that's when it's a fml moment

travis_209 0

Wednesday 12 October 2011 20:27

go dien

ChristinaAAR 14

Wednesday 12 October 2011 20:29

Lol awkward much?

toyatoya_fml 4

Wednesday 12 October 2011 20:42

Well the lady looks more retarded than you. That was just embarrassing on your part lol

btstig 11

Wednesday 12 October 2011 20:54

Does this really qualify as an FML?

hannahcorrine 0

Wednesday 12 October 2011 21:06

Socially retarded

Awesomedude12345 0

Wednesday 12 October 2011 21:33

Ouch!!

Corygerm 9

Wednesday 12 October 2011 21:35

there's always the weird cat lady on the top floor.

mspoutylips 8

Wednesday 12 October 2011 21:46

Someone needs glasses :)

Tez122 6

Wednesday 12 October 2011 21:52

lol kno how u feel

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