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By kazoozle0315 - 29/06/2016 04:17 - United States - Elizabethtown

Today, my two month old daughter was having trouble pooping. I gave her a warm bath to possibly help releive the pressure in her stomach. As I was drying her off she finally released her bowels all over me, the towel, and the couch.. FML
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iamdman 22

Your a good parent OP. Problem solved! At least your child won't be upset while you fix the other ones.

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1ronlady 24

Welcome to parenthood? Sorry OP

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1ronlady 24

Welcome to parenthood? Sorry OP

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iamdman 22

Your a good parent OP. Problem solved! At least your child won't be upset while you fix the other ones.

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Familyof3 5

Yer it sucks but be grateful that you didn't have to help child push it out when it's rock solid. Being a parent is hard but worth it

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AlphaRedneck89 4

that's what happens when they switch from boob milk to formula. on my 3rd kid now thanks to you kazoozle. ;)

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kazoozle0315 7

She is my second child. she isn't as bad as my son was when he switched from breats to formula. It was terrible for him to poop.

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AlphaRedneck89 4

I'm sure you'll be just fine. kids have a way of turning a curse into a blessing.

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