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By Mjskywalk - 22/12/2018 12:00

Today my toddler woke up at 3:30 am, finally went back to sleep at 4:30 am and my husband’s alarm went off at 5:30 am. He has hit snooze 4 times so far. FML
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1known 30

Why don't you tell your husband to get out of bed as soon as his alarms rings when you had such a shitty night?

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Emma Marshall_738558922 12

I don't understand why people set that many alarms..... I set one for 3:20am and I'm up 🤷🏽‍♀️

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Emma Marshall_738558922 12

I don't understand why people set that many alarms..... I set one for 3:20am and I'm up 🤷🏽‍♀️

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crazycrochetlady 12

My husband does that. Needs to get up at 7, alarms start ringing at 545, I have one set to 530 for school days and that's it.

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weaboo 12

What the **** What do you do at 3:20 am I wake up at 7:30 and after hitting snooze I run as fast as I can to school to start at 8:15

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1known 30

Why don't you tell your husband to get out of bed as soon as his alarms rings when you had such a shitty night?

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sweetbliss3 37

that's ridiculous. if the alarm goes off you get up. I'd be making him sleep in the other room if he doesn't know how to get up on time. and if he's that tired he needs to be going to bed earlier.

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BurnInDemonFire 35

My roommate does this. I've lost count of the number of times I've dreamed about being on a submarine that's gone to red alert because she refuses to get out of bed right away.

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weaboo 12

Who are these people in the comments talking about waking up with the alarm??? Do you live in some kind of utopia that you don’t need 8 hours of sleep at least to wake up or do none of you have lives??? I’ll never understand those crazy morning people.

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BurnInDemonFire 35

Most of us will probably go to bed 8 hours before our alarms go off, but since the human body doesn't automatically wake up after exactly 8 hours of sleep, we set alarms to make sure we don't oversleep when important things need to be done, like going to work. None of you can have my job, though. I get to pick and choose my hours, so I can sleep whenever I want.

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DestinyNiya 33

Wake him up and switch off that alarm!!!

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Sady_Ct 37

The alarm isn’t for him, it’s for you, to remind you that you are his alarm clock. My ex did this to me all the time, even on nights I had just come off night shift. Wouldn’t even wake up till I shook him to kick him out of bed.

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