Miscellaneous: Today, my three friends and I decided to form our own version...

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By Anonymous - 15/05/2009 23:05

Today, my three friends and I decided to form our own version of "Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants." Then they went out to buy our "magic pants" without me. The worst part? They assigned the character's names, and I'm Carmen. FML

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