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By OrchidKitten - 31/12/2016 19:04 - United States - Fulton

Today, my sister totaled her car after speeding down slush covered roads while it was snowing badly. She was more upset over the rental car being a Ford than having to get her car fixed. FML

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Salzxx 11

Monday 2 January 2017 18:49

And this is an FML how?

OrchidKitten 21

Monday 2 January 2017 20:04

Love how you're asking this when I see much less "fml" worthy things. Also, it's more a fml for my sister. She got into an accident and totaled her car, and got stuck with a Ford. Which is a car brand, or w/e you'd call it, that she despises.

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Salzxx 11

Monday 2 January 2017 18:49

And this is an FML how?

OrchidKitten 21

Monday 2 January 2017 20:04

Love how you're asking this when I see much less "fml" worthy things. Also, it's more a fml for my sister. She got into an accident and totaled her car, and got stuck with a Ford. Which is a car brand, or w/e you'd call it, that she despises.

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