Stalker and Miscellaneous: Today, my sister confessed to me that she sold some of my old...

By beablue18 - 04/07/2011 00:27 - Germany

Today, my sister confessed to me that she sold some of my old shirts to the girl who's stalking me. This explains why I got a note that read, "I have your scent, now I can track you." FML

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You deserved it 2 995

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By sisterly love - 14/08/2013 21:13 - United States - Santa Clara

Today, my sister admitted to selling pages of my diary to my old boyfriends. FML

I agree, your life sucks 50 227

You deserved it 4 166

By DJ - 11/12/2011 01:01 - United States

Today, my creepy, stalker ex-girlfriend was given an anonymous love letter. She's convinced it's from me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 32 234

You deserved it 2 865

By SingleAgain - 03/08/2012 06:22 - United States - Saukville

Today, I discovered that I have been falsely accusing my sister of stealing my makeup. How do I know this? Because I found said makeup in the trunk of my boyfriend's car, next to a bag that had fishnet tights and red stilettos in it. Oh, and the stilettos are his size, in case you were wondering. FML

I agree, your life sucks 34 956

You deserved it 3 108

By Anonymous - 04/12/2013 20:25 - United States - Houston

Today, I found out who's been stealing clothes from me during swim practice. She called me a liar, despite wearing one of my sweaters, which has my initials stitched into it. FML

I agree, your life sucks 48 550

You deserved it 2 788

By IHateMySister - 02/01/2016 10:36 - Denmark - Kirke-hyllinge

Today, my sister confessed that when she runs out of clean underwear, she uses mine. That wouldn't be so bad if she didn't also put it back in my dresser afterwards so I wouldn't notice. FML

I agree, your life sucks 22 854

You deserved it 1 366

Sike

By Anonymous - 20/11/2020 23:02

Today, my 35 year-old sister, who has no job or life, came downstairs and told me she knows I can hear her thoughts. FML

I agree, your life sucks 771

You deserved it 80

By Anonymous - 09/05/2012 22:09 - Egypt - Cairo

Today, I found out where all my missing panties have gone, when my 12-year-old daughter was caught selling them to the boys at school. FML

I agree, your life sucks 33 241

You deserved it 3 392

It is though

By Timv86 - 16/02/2010 08:18 - Australia

Today, I went to the shops with my little sister. We had to walk through the lingerie section of the store to get to another part. My sister then yelled at the top of her voice, "Stop following me, you freak." I had security escort me out of the store, and got many dirty looks. She thought it was hilarious. FML

I agree, your life sucks 33 027

You deserved it 3 100

Admiral Ackbar didn't warn you?

By Anonymous - 23/06/2025 06:00 - United States - Santa Cruz

Today, I was stalking my crush's sister's account and I checked her family highlight. Little did I know, she had my ass out for a treat. Tell me why I felt like those cartoon rats falling into those mouse trap. SHE HAD A HIGHLIGHT TRAP! My crush ended up texting me, "Are you stalking my sister?" FML

I agree, your life sucks 77

You deserved it 585

By meep - 23/12/2009 16:05 - United States

Today, I found out where my $300 worth of American Eagle and Hollister clothes had disappeared to. My 16 year old sister shredded them with scissors, took pictures of it for her Myspace and said that I deserved it for being a "conformist." All her "internet friends" said it was awesome. FML

I agree, your life sucks 40 796

You deserved it 12 335

orphinz 3

Monday 4 July 2011 8:34

I've almost found you :)

ifailplzinsultme 0

Monday 4 July 2011 8:33

A greyhound is stalking you? Woah!

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iSurf_fml 8

Monday 4 July 2011 8:37

Wait. Is she half bloodhound?

SteelCladAngel 0

Monday 4 July 2011 14:47

with all the twilight hype among some people she probably thinks she's a werewolf.

agummere796 0

Monday 4 July 2011 8:37

love comes in many different ways.....

Lexi_Ray 5

Monday 4 July 2011 8:38

buy scent repellent

madhukar 3

Monday 4 July 2011 11:44

and mace.

steveakafranxy 7

Monday 11 July 2011 11:48

#68 made me lol

socalduude879 1

Monday 4 July 2011 8:38

That's really creepy, but so hilarious. Stalkers these days!

anakaren_831 1

Monday 4 July 2011 8:40

WTF! Is she a dog? lmao

iWantSprite 12

Monday 4 July 2011 8:44

More like werewolf ahooo!

HoboPorn 1

Monday 4 July 2011 8:40

Time to put that bitch down.

planetsmurf 6

Monday 4 July 2011 8:43

you have to give her credit as she is putting in the time and effort:p ps I would get a new sister as that is just low

alex6946 10

Monday 4 July 2011 8:45

your sister is a female dog & your stalker is just a dog

DavLynn 4

Monday 4 July 2011 8:45

just watch. she'll want your butt hole next.

Teah9 6

Monday 4 July 2011 17:54

that's creepy shit!

pandemic0774 2

Monday 4 July 2011 8:46

no happy 4th of july? o_o and that sounds like a lot of fun op

volley4eva1698 0

Monday 4 July 2011 8:49

not everyone lives in the USA on fml and they don't celebrate 4th of jullyy..

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Today, I was excited to try out my new blender, but when I turned it on, the lid flew off and sprayed smoothie all over my kitchen. Now I have a fruity polka dot pattern on parts of my kitchen's walls and ceiling. FML

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Today, at a business BBQ my dad introduced my older brother to his boss as "Dr Brother", my younger sister as "CEO Sister," and then me as "Beautiful Daughter." That was it, I’m his pretty daughter, just because I became a primary school teacher, and disappointed him so disgracefully. FML

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Today, I was teasing my 12 year old little cousin about him liking my best friend. I guess it made him mad because he yelled "Breast cancer!" at the top of his lungs before power-punching my right boob. FML

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Today, I got whiplash from sneezing. FML

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Today, I was having a serious discussion with my girlfriend of 11 months. I broke the news that I was diagnosed with Lymphoma and I needed her support through my treatments. Ten minutes after, I receive a text saying that she can't endure the pain and stress that I'm causing her, and that we're done. FML

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Today, like every day, I'm an intersex woman. I can't orgasm, have no vagina, and can't have my own kids. Every new partner I have requires an embarrassing explanation and biology lesson because no one knows what intersex means, even though it's quite common. At least I don't get periods? FML

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