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By can u not - 07/02/2016 21:38 - United States - Fairfield

Today, my sister asked me how many times do I have sex with my boyfriend. Being that I trust her, I told her that we make love more than once at night and sometimes even in the mornings. Now she won't stop asking more questions and is actually asking for tips. FML

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