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By Anonymous - 17/06/2016 00:53 - United States - Burlington Flats

Today, my school had assembly and a hypnotist came in, during his performance I sharted in my pants. He then told the people that were being hypnotized that they would smell a horrible scent. Their faces cringed because of the smell of my shit, they thought it was part of the act. FML

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trucker2 33

Friday 17 June 2016 14:30

What are you complaining for.... He just took the heat... For something you did

Lct1196 31

Friday 17 June 2016 15:48

It was unfortunate that you sharted, but lucky as hell that the hypnotist is a complete bro. You should be counting your lucky stars

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trucker2 33

Friday 17 June 2016 14:30

What are you complaining for.... He just took the heat... For something you did

Lct1196 31

Friday 17 June 2016 15:48

It was unfortunate that you sharted, but lucky as hell that the hypnotist is a complete bro. You should be counting your lucky stars

masmalaque 21

Friday 17 June 2016 16:07

how can you shart your pants?? aren't you a little old for that?

smallandroid 26

Friday 17 June 2016 21:20

I've never personally done it, but I've gotten pretty close. Have you never been violently ill before?

I_Like_Boobs 14

Friday 17 June 2016 16:25

what a shitty situation. I hope you went to thank the hypnotist

Hippohighasakite 21

Friday 17 June 2016 16:40

Dude that hypnotist bailed you out! What a bro!

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