Kids: Today, my satan-spawn of a step-son proudly showed that he can... - FML

By Wlanla - 02/08/2015 11:39 - Romania - Bacau

Today, my satan-spawn of a step-son proudly showed that he can pee accurately while standing up. I'd be less livid if he hadn't pissed on me while I was asleep in bed. FML

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christophbak 14

Monday 3 August 2015 0:31

Piss on him to show dominance

larrena2377 26

Monday 3 August 2015 0:27

I hope you punished the little shit.

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themostunlucky_fml 14

Monday 3 August 2015 3:16

Beat his ass

DoomedGemini 37

Monday 3 August 2015 3:31

Seriously how old is he? Talk to your partner, that ISNT okay.

INDYSTRUCTABLE 43

Monday 3 August 2015 4:21

how old is he exactly ?

captainsmegma 12

Monday 3 August 2015 4:24

Nut punch the little bastard!

PurpleLover20 11

Monday 3 August 2015 4:39

well thats when u whipp his butt goes to show his actual parent never did it

tiredofwaiting 25

Monday 3 August 2015 4:44

How old is he?

teddybear208 9

Monday 3 August 2015 5:37

it's time to beat that ass ?

uchua 16

Monday 3 August 2015 6:02

This is why all the step-parents in fairytales treat the step-children like shit.

samlovesham1234 9

Monday 3 August 2015 6:45

Little pissant.

easilyboredone 8

Monday 3 August 2015 7:18

Go to school with him and just spank him with your belt in front of his friends. He'll hate you more but he probably won't do it again to avoid more humiliation

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