By Mattador - 06/09/2011 05:56 - United States

Today, my roommate got completely wasted. He was so drunk he thought the fridge was talking. He decided to make it stop by unplugging it. Most of our food is basically ruined now. FML
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Mattador_fml tells us more.

Mattador_fml 0

And by basically I mean completely ruined.

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yuk your roommate was definitely drunk, a fridge talking would be pretty cool though :)

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leadman1989 15

Strangle them with the sausage links, murder and a snack. plus you eat the evidence. >:) Jk :p

Woooowwww, your life really sucks.................not.

why didnt you just plug it back in straight away?

Drunk or not people are responsible for their actions. Beat that dude down. Make him pay for any spoiled food and then tax his dumb ass for the inconvenience.

bubo_fml 10

Next time, tell him the toaster is his girlfriend...Watch the sparks fly when he attempts intimacy!!

Mattador_fml 0

I returned home after 2 days on a business trip to find it unplugged.

Woah, the OP responded.. Thanks for clearing up the confusion there, that would really suck

Did you give him the keys to the house or something ^^?

being a roommate generally means they both live there so of course he had keys