Today, my room mate just recently became single. in her sadness...

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By Anonymous - 17/02/2017 22:44 - Canada - Prince George

Today, my room mate just recently became single. in her sadness I convinced her to use the same dating app I use. within a couple hours she already has a second date. I've been using it for a month and yet to get a guy to talk to me. FML

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pelletman67 16

Monday 20 February 2017 12:33

You have to post naked pics of yourself

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pelletman67 16

Monday 20 February 2017 12:33

You have to post naked pics of yourself

PolarBear2020 10

Monday 20 February 2017 20:04

Maybe you should take a few pointers on how to set up your profile on that site.

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