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By QueenAwkwardIV - 01/09/2016 19:02 - United States - Haymarket

Today, my recent ex-boyfriend revealed that he's been telling all of our friends that I'm an insane lesbian not because I am one, but because he thinks it's funny. People all over school are asking me about it. FML
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qteabutt 12

You know what would be funny? when people ask you about it tell them that he's just embarrassed because he told you he was into scat ( meaning he's into poop ****, yeah that's a thing people like)

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GhostFox 33

If you live in a Zero Tolerance state/county, you should report him for this. He's very possibly put our safety at major risk if a major homophobe gets wind of his stupid slander/mischaracterization, not to mention he could have gotten you kicked out, disowned, or any number of horrible things if your parents heard the rumors, believed them, and were homophobic. I'd suggest making an appointment to talk to the school counselor, the vice principal, principal, or whoever handles disciplinary actions at your school, because he could have caused SERIOUS damage.

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dansco 24

And you need to tell everyone he caused you to be a lesbian. Lol

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GhostFox 33

If you live in a Zero Tolerance state/county, you should report him for this. He's very possibly put our safety at major risk if a major homophobe gets wind of his stupid slander/mischaracterization, not to mention he could have gotten you kicked out, disowned, or any number of horrible things if your parents heard the rumors, believed them, and were homophobic. I'd suggest making an appointment to talk to the school counselor, the vice principal, principal, or whoever handles disciplinary actions at your school, because he could have caused SERIOUS damage.

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One_In_Three 24

Not to mention he's telling everyone that she's insane...

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GhostFox 33

That too- I kind of wound up emphasizing the lesbian thing because where I live, not being 100% heterosexual is by far the more dangerous position than having a mental or emotional disorder. But the "insane" part is just as against anti-bullying policies in most places as the sexuality thing. Maybe more against policy in more anti-LGBT regions.

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qteabutt 12

You know what would be funny? when people ask you about it tell them that he's just embarrassed because he told you he was into scat ( meaning he's into poop ****, yeah that's a thing people like)

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GhostFox 33

I feel obligated to point out that a lot if "zero tolerance" areas would punish OP more harshly than the ex if she did this. For some reason, it's fine for them not to do anything to punish the first offender until someone makes them, but god forbid the victim retaliate.

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