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By Anonymous - 15/02/2017 07:37 - Sweden - Skellefte?

Today, my puppy finally shut up while we were driving home from the vet. I thought that maybe he'd finally gotten used to riding in the car but no, he was just wery busy eating his own vomit. FML
I agree, your life sucks 293
You deserved it 40

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Poor l'il puppy :( Some dogs just don't take to car travel. And if you're a new dog owner, know that puppies will eat anything, even their own shit. It's actually pretty common. You can get a pill that makes their poop unpalatable to train them not to. Puppies will literally put their mouths on anything they can get to, but they grow out of it, mostly. My dog still licks pee, if I'm not paying attention (not his own, but other dog's). Gross, I know. I hope you puppy-proofed your place. You have been warned.

At least he was nice enough to clean it up for you!

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At least he was nice enough to clean it up for you!

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Poor l'il puppy :( Some dogs just don't take to car travel. And if you're a new dog owner, know that puppies will eat anything, even their own shit. It's actually pretty common. You can get a pill that makes their poop unpalatable to train them not to. Puppies will literally put their mouths on anything they can get to, but they grow out of it, mostly. My dog still licks pee, if I'm not paying attention (not his own, but other dog's). Gross, I know. I hope you puppy-proofed your place. You have been warned.