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By PioneeringSpace - 25/05/2016 17:40 - United States - Franklin

Today my puppy chewed the lattice off our porch and tangled his line around the posts underneath. Never mind he had ten toys and treat stuffed things so he wouldn't be *that* bored for 20 minutes. I had to belly crawl through the dirt and drag his 50 lb. butt out while he bit me all the way. FML

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Allornone 35

Thursday 26 May 2016 11:57

Then why the hell did you post? Then again, if a small paragraph is too much for you to read, you may have bigger problems.

ZombieSazza 34

Thursday 26 May 2016 19:14

Rude.

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RedeemedDemon 15

Thursday 26 May 2016 9:15

TL;DR

Allornone 35

Thursday 26 May 2016 11:57

Then why the hell did you post? Then again, if a small paragraph is too much for you to read, you may have bigger problems.

ZombieSazza 34

Thursday 26 May 2016 19:14

Rude.

GhostFox 33

Saturday 28 May 2016 9:30

Sounds like he's teeth and the wood was more appealing to him texture wise. We would wet cloths with broth and mostly freeze them, then give them to the pups. They chew it because it taste like food but it isn't hard enough to hurt them. That said, don't leave dogs alone with toys they could choke on, either.

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