Health: Today, my PTSD and random memory repression hit an all time low...

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By Anonymous - 14/01/2017 19:14

Today, my PTSD and random memory repression hit an all time low as I couldn't remember how old I am. after several minutes of trying, I had to look it up. FML

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gekkefietser 6

Friday 20 January 2017 12:38

i also have ptsd and random memory repression. forgetting my age is also the story of my life. as wel as forgetting many other things.

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gekkefietser 6

Friday 20 January 2017 12:38

i also have ptsd and random memory repression. forgetting my age is also the story of my life. as wel as forgetting many other things.

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