Animals: Today, my partner heard the cat about to puke and shoved her... - FML

By Anonymous - 18/11/2018 12:30 - United Kingdom - Maidenhead

Today, my partner heard the cat about to puke and shoved her off the bed. I found this out in the morning. With my foot. FML

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Callyn 47

Wednesday 31 October 2018 21:31

Yep, that's cats. I've done that myself. Just was your foot, you'll be fine.

TumblrweedPasses 11

Sunday 18 November 2018 22:39

At least the sheets survived tho

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Callyn 47

Wednesday 31 October 2018 21:31

Yep, that's cats. I've done that myself. Just was your foot, you'll be fine.

Emma Marshall 19

Wednesday 31 October 2018 22:46

I think it's more the fact her partner is a lazy pig....

Might0fHeaven 10

Sunday 18 November 2018 15:03

Not everyone wants to clean up cat puke, especially if OP says that it's HER cat and not her partner's.

weaboo 12

Thursday 22 November 2018 22:31

Yeah you should clean up cat puke lol

Red Swingle 5

Sunday 18 November 2018 16:04

best way to stop cat throw up is to just pet them... it relaxes them and they will stop.. then put them on the floor nicely. if my partner did that to my cat ill fire them

TumblrweedPasses 11

Sunday 18 November 2018 22:39

At least the sheets survived tho

Rabite 28

Tuesday 20 November 2018 19:20

Cat's puking is nothing new but I would shove my partner out of the bed if he was unnecessary brutal to my cat.

weaboo 12

Thursday 22 November 2018 22:35

“Unnecessarily brutal”??? Picking up the cat and dropping him from bed height onto the floor isn’t animal abuse and definitely not unnecessary. If it’s either to inconvenience the cat or switching the bed sheets I always throw my cat (gently)

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