By UglyFace - 30/11/2013 22:46 - United Kingdom

Today, my parents told me they'd be willing to pay for me to get a nose job. I asked them what was wrong with my nose, and they said nothing, it's just not the kind of nose they'd prefer to feature in our Christmas photos. FML
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Today, I flew home to visit my parents. We haven't seen each other in two years, I've gotten a few tattoos done since, and I knew they wouldn't approve, so I bought whole new outfits that covered everything and looked professional. When I got there, the first thing my mom says to me is, "Is that a nose ring!?" FML
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Ambient25 24

You should really tell your parents that you're just a combination of their genes. If they have a problem with you physically, then it's just a problem with themselves. Don't sweat it OP, it will be one of those things they'll look back on and facepalm themselves over.

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tulha 12

It's sort of passed down due to genetics so the jokes on them haha

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fleur_de_fevrier_fml 22

It's very sad that your parents are that shallow. Parents should love their children unconditionnally. I see enough FMLs of bad parenting to think sometimes that reproduction should be regulated...

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chosha_fml 26

Ask them to pay for a holiday so you can skip the Christmas photo with them altogether.

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brandoneyez1 25

They gave u that nose.. Soooo u gonna tell me that they don't have ur nose?

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frenchmexkidd 6

You got your nose from them tho ... Genetically.. They just made fun if themselves

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porkramenx 5

Tell your parents where to go, take the money, buy yourself some fancy clothes, get your hair did get your nails did and then drop it like it's hot.

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worldclassrager 39

You can blame genetics to get back at them.... Your nose is fine...I have the same issue..

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Xotoolyxo 16

Tell them that they'll have to get one as well because you look like your mom and dad

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j_729 18

Then get the money and "change your mind" and don't give it back because they are assholes.

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spikekutter 9

why would u care what other people think? i was hit in the nose at a nine inch nails concert and now my nose feels unhealthy, just be happy that your nose functions properly..

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