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By Anon - 22/12/2016 09:10 - Philippines - Pasay City

Today, my parents got into a huge fight about who was taking the Chinese takeout home. The fight escalated to my mom saying that my father does nothing useful, and my dad telling my mom to fuck off. They are now finalizing their plans for divorce. FML

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Dat_Class_Tho 26

Friday 23 December 2016 6:14

Their issues obviously run deeper than just takeout food. Some people are toxic to each other and are better off apart. I'm sorry you have to be in the middle of it though.

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Dat_Class_Tho 26

Friday 23 December 2016 6:14

Their issues obviously run deeper than just takeout food. Some people are toxic to each other and are better off apart. I'm sorry you have to be in the middle of it though.

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