Miscellaneous: Today, My oldest sister texted me saying she desperately needed...

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By Miss Looney - 02/07/2016 22:44 - United States

Today, My oldest sister texted me saying she desperately needed a ride to the emergency room, I got in my car and rushed to her house just to find out she has a slight cold and she just didn't feel like making her own soup. FML

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benjamin03_fml 22

Sunday 3 July 2016 14:29

Next time call her an ambulance and let her explain her mistake to the police

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benjamin03_fml 22

Sunday 3 July 2016 14:29

Next time call her an ambulance and let her explain her mistake to the police

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