By crazyattracts - 31/07/2016 05:53 - United States - Simi Valley

Today, my new girlfriend canceled my badly needed haircut appointment. She feels that having my female hairstylist wash and cut my hair involves "too much touching" and "counts as cheating." FML
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Csoi 28

I'm sorry, but you should have a conversation with her about it, or even dump her. That much jealously isn't very healthy.

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Everyone_Is_Mad_fml 5

I know some people need to be jealous in some way. This situation is a no go to me. Red Flags everywhere! Quick History lesson. If Roman men were not allowed to cut their own hair. who would cut their hair? Not another man, because even if he could cut your hair, he still can't cute his own. Some odd social behavior. It was women that cut the hair, because their hair could continue to grow, and wouldn't have to worry about cutting it.

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N7Com 7

kind of woman to cut your balls off... and not just in the philosophical sense.. HIDE THE KNIVES OP!

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Rykers 18

I don't understand how this can be a YDI, How in anyway can this be OPs fault. I swear psycho partners seems to be a common occurance. Thank god for cats.

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fotomiep 7

The way I can see this being an FYI is by reasoning that he picked her as his girlfriend and there's a chance this isn't the first bit of psycho girlfriend behavior

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techieloot1 6

Run op and never look back and move to a new country

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whynot159 9

Time to make her an EX girlfriend...that's Psycho and it's only going to get worse the longer you're with her.

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