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By Anonymous - 06/10/2011 20:35 - United States

Today, my new coworker asked if I knew her daughter. I responded yes and asked how her pregnancy was going. She didn't know her daughter was pregnant. FML

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By BobbyMalone - 17/01/2009 14:11 - Canada

Today, my mother asked a woman at the clothing store we go to all the time when her baby was due. Turns out the woman isn't pregnant. FML

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By Steve.mc - 01/05/2011 07:03 - Canada

Today, someone asked my wife if I was her father. FML

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By nick - 24/07/2012 00:52 - United States - Palm Desert

Today, it was my daughter's birthday. I didn't know I had a daughter. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/12/2011 06:21 - United States

Today, as I was just finishing my grocery shopping, a little girl and her mother walked past. Seeing the little girl staring at me, I waved. The girl then pointed to me and asked her mother "Mommy, is that man pregnant?" FML

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By Anonymous - 18/08/2015 21:08 - United States - Woodridge

Today, a woman at the retirement home I work at told me she was new and asked me a few questions. I asked her when she moved in. She was a new coworker, not a new resident. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/02/2013 05:12 - United States - Palo Alto

Today, working as a waitress, I was asked by a customer, yet again, how my baby was doing. I don't have a baby, but I do look very similar to my 25-year-old coworker, who's a new mom. People confuse us all the time. Unfortunately, my crush, who was standing nearby, doesn't know that. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/04/2020 02:00

Today, I announced my pregnancy to my boss. I was expecting all sorts of reactions, except, "But... Erm... How did that happen?" FML

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By fistpumpin4life - 10/10/2010 00:51 - France

Today, at work, I asked a lady how she was doing. When she replied, I didn't understand her, and instead of asking her what she'd said, I just replied with, "Oh, that's good." What she'd said that I didn't understand was that her husband had just died. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/06/2015 03:16 - Canada - Ajax

Today, I had to call a parent and tell them that their special needs daughter is pregnant. FML

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By Frustation - 30/07/2012 13:00 - United States

Today, I started my new job, and was introduced to my colleague. She seemed old and quite experienced, so I thought she was going to teach me. I was wrong. It turns out I'm a replacement for her daughter, who used to secretly do all of her work for her because she has no idea how to do it herself. FML

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Bluemonster3 26

Friday 7 October 2011 1:09

She does now

I_iz_B_a_troll 23

Friday 7 October 2011 1:08

Well, babies are cool :D

Comments

Caramelox 3

Friday 7 October 2011 2:41

How do you know your coworker's daughter is pregnant?

rastafarhi 0

Friday 7 October 2011 2:45

Hahahahahahahahhaha wow

illmatic2 16

Friday 7 October 2011 2:57

That's because they all suck.

phoenixslayer69 4

Friday 7 October 2011 3:00

You always make stupid jokes.....

illmatic2 16

Friday 7 October 2011 3:00

^That's not supposed to be there.

illmatic2 16

Friday 7 October 2011 3:02

That's because all your jokes suck.

illmatic2 16

Friday 7 October 2011 3:04

**** it.

hannahcorrine 0

Friday 7 October 2011 2:47

Awkwarrrrdd

ihateyouall140 0

Friday 7 October 2011 2:50

F his life

morbidlybored 2

Friday 7 October 2011 3:06

Not your fault but I bet there's going to be an awkward family meeting after!

wholio 0

Friday 7 October 2011 3:06

bad times

gotaphd 6

Friday 7 October 2011 3:16

This is more of the mums FML not OPs " today i had to find out my daughters pregnant from someone else. FML"

missybratty 0

Friday 7 October 2011 3:26

Lmfao. Way to go to spill the secret

StarFishSteven 5

Friday 7 October 2011 15:27

Silence you *****!

Skittles111 0

Friday 7 October 2011 3:30

Haha that sucks for u!! Hmm glad that didn't happen to me

ArielTheMermaid 17

Friday 7 October 2011 3:42

"Today, my new coworker asked how my daughter's pregnancy was going. I didn't know she was pregnant. FML."

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