Today, my neighbors adopted a new dog and named it Ginger, which... - FML

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By Colette - 15/03/2017 22:52

Today, my neighbors adopted a new dog and named it Ginger, which was the name of my dog that passed away two months ago. They constantly call her name, too. FML.

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MissPanda85 5

Wednesday 29 March 2017 23:27

This happened to me, except it was my sister who stole the name of my dog who had died. Some people!

vegantreegirl 26

Monday 20 March 2017 17:51

I'm sorry for your loss. That must be hard. Last week my guinea pig passed away. I work at a pet store and we just got in a new Guinea pig that looks a lot like mine did. I tried to avoid looking at the cage, but customers kept asking about the guinea pig. :(

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vegantreegirl 26

Monday 20 March 2017 17:51

I'm sorry for your loss. That must be hard. Last week my guinea pig passed away. I work at a pet store and we just got in a new Guinea pig that looks a lot like mine did. I tried to avoid looking at the cage, but customers kept asking about the guinea pig. :(

MissPanda85 5

Wednesday 29 March 2017 23:27

This happened to me, except it was my sister who stole the name of my dog who had died. Some people!

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