Miscellaneous: Today, my mother saw a rat run across the sidewalk. Her instinctive...

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By WowMom - 19/12/2016 13:42

Today, my mother saw a rat run across the sidewalk. Her instinctive reaction was to scream, shove me in front of her as a shield, grab my brother and run away. Well, I guess now I know the least favorite kid is. FML

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CheeseClown 1

Tuesday 20 December 2016 22:37

it might have to do with age, how old is your brother compared to you?

One_In_Three 24

Tuesday 20 December 2016 11:08

Why are people so scared of rats? It's just a little rodent, not a dinosaur.

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One_In_Three 24

Tuesday 20 December 2016 11:08

Why are people so scared of rats? It's just a little rodent, not a dinosaur.

CheeseClown 1

Tuesday 20 December 2016 22:37

it might have to do with age, how old is your brother compared to you?

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