Miscellaneous: Today, my mother, her fiancé, and I were having dinner together....

By Anonymous - 18/11/2011 11:17 - Canada

Today, my mother, her fiancé, and I were having dinner together. My mother was joking that she wasn't sure she could hold him down, as he used to "get around." She turned to talk to the waiter and my future step-father looked me up and down and winked. FML

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By oshitdonotwant - 08/08/2009 13:42 - United States

Today, I was having breakfast when my mom's boyfriend came and sat right across from me. He didn't try and hide the fact that he was staring at my chest and told me, "Wow, you're getting bigger." I glared at him. He winked at me. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/01/2012 05:32 - United States

Today, I went on a first date with a guy I really like. He brought up that there was a person staring at us from a nearby table. That person was my mom. FML

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By BrisbaneCoop - 04/04/2011 17:13 - Australia

Today, my fiancé and I visited his family for dinner. The entire time I was there, his mother and sister had an in depth conversation about how attractive his ex girlfriends were and how they got along with them so well. FML

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And I oop

By SuperBunny - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my boyfriend was taking me to dinner to meet his parents. As we pulled into the restaurant valet, I saw a woman in a slutty dress and hooker heels get out of the car ahead of us. I jokingly asked if we had accidentally pulled into a strip club, pointing at the woman. It was his mother. FML

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Inappropriate!

By Anonymous - 29/09/2010 02:09 - United States

Today, I nervously introduced my mother to my new boyfriend. I had to sit and watch her flirt with him for an hour. When I took her in the other room and confronted her about it, she said, "Don't you dare ruin this for me!" FML

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Nice to meet you… again

By pleaseno - 24/07/2009 00:52 - United States

Today, my mother invited me to a nice restaurant to meet her boyfriend whom she's been seriously dating for a month. Imagine my surprise when she led me to a table and my boyfriend's father stood up, shocked, to greet me. Rather than being horrified, she is now planning double dates every week. FML

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Felicia doesn't approve

By uneek_3225 - 22/10/2009 05:53 - United States

Today, my fiancé and I met his mother for lunch to discuss wedding plans. When we got there, I went to the bathroom to wash my hands. I heard a woman talking on her cell phone in the stall about her son's "disgusting, slutty girlfriend." The toilet flushed and my future mother-in-law walked out. FML

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By highlandgirl10 - 21/07/2010 20:31 - Canada

Today, I brought my boyfriend of a year and a half to meet my parents. Turns out he dated my mom. This should be a fun dinner. FML

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Noooo, not him

By Jenni - 21/03/2021 23:01

Today, my mother arranged for me to meet the man she is planning to marry. Turns out, my future stepfather is also my creepy old boss, who spent 4 months hitting on me before I quit a year ago. FML

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WTF?

By Anonymous - 15/04/2018 01:30

Today, I went to my fiancé's mother's funeral. His step-sister proudly announced that she's pregnant with his baby and they are engaged. FML

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Monkeysmommy1 0

Friday 18 November 2011 15:49

Dirty... Step daddy likes to keep it in the family.

m1k30d 6

Friday 18 November 2011 15:51

You should make some kind of epic objection at the wedding.

Comments

almedalove 0

Sunday 20 November 2011 9:36

Tell your mom !!!! If you are a teen living at home you dont want your new "daddy" coming in your room so you need to speak up !!! If your not a teen living at home then speak up cuz it sounds like he is a cheater

wittygirl 8

Sunday 20 November 2011 12:05

Wink and tell him your getting a restraining order

Sassybq1 13

Sunday 20 November 2011 18:29

D: Oh God....

geenna 4

Monday 21 November 2011 7:23

thats just really creepy and scary. :O tell your mom, kayy?

touchmyboobs 0

Tuesday 22 November 2011 3:25

Rub his dick with ur foot and wink bac... Maybe ur mom will notice his boner while looking at u and shell dump his perverted ass

fictionismylife 5

Wednesday 23 November 2011 6:40

I think he was just screwing with you.

evebright 5

Wednesday 23 November 2011 17:20

Icky. Just....icky. What a pig. Tell your mom not to marry the jerk. You can't nail jello to a tree, just like you can't pin down a wanderer like him.