Today, my mother found my anxiety medication which I didn't want... - FML

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By Anonymous - 12/11/2017 12:38

Today, my mother found my anxiety medication which I didn't want her knowing about. She flushed all of it down the toilet. I can't get a refill for another month. FML

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PhantomCrevan 8

Tuesday 14 November 2017 14:24

Some insurance plans allow for emergency refills- call them and ask about it. Also, you could be incredibly petty and flush something important to her health and happiness down the toilet, since she may as well have literally flushed your happiness down the toilet.

TheEndIsNigh 10

Tuesday 14 November 2017 22:43

Why didn't you want your mother finding out?

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PhantomCrevan 8

Tuesday 14 November 2017 14:24

Some insurance plans allow for emergency refills- call them and ask about it. Also, you could be incredibly petty and flush something important to her health and happiness down the toilet, since she may as well have literally flushed your happiness down the toilet.

TheEndIsNigh 10

Tuesday 14 November 2017 22:43

Why didn't you want your mother finding out?

Leeono 26

Thursday 16 November 2017 10:23

She was anxious about it....

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