Today my mother disowned me. Not for cause a major problem or...

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By "Cherynn Halgryn" - 05/04/2018 20:20

Today my mother disowned me. Not for cause a major problem or cause yet another riot in the family, but because of the fact that I got a job that I wanted. She wanted me to stay with her. Now she refuses to speak to me. FML

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azouwa 26

Saturday 7 April 2018 13:33

Take the deal. Job you want and a quiet mom. She'll come around.

Cherynn Halgryn 7

Sunday 8 April 2018 9:59

Whete do I sign

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azouwa 26

Saturday 7 April 2018 13:33

Take the deal. Job you want and a quiet mom. She'll come around.

Cherynn Halgryn 7

Sunday 8 April 2018 9:59

Whete do I sign

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