Money: Today, my mother acquired $800 in cash, and was on her way to... - FML

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By thedaughterofpoverty - 09/02/2016 19:46 - Canada - Mississauga

Today, my mother acquired $800 in cash, and was on her way to the bank to deposit in her account. It was stolen by a delivery person when she made one stop at a cafeteria to help my father at work at 7am. My dad and I bring less than $40 000 in income for our family of 6. FML.

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