By ShadowJack - 29/04/2012 15:10 - United States

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Today, my mom walked in on me masturbating. She didnt look away and we stared at each other for a while; then she asked me what I wanted from McDonalds. FML
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SkoomaKi 27

You should have finished like a man in front of her. What's even more awkward is that she stared. Incest?

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shawnroche 0

I ********** with my mom a lot what's the problem?

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gmoney624 8

I think that's how most weird fetish ****'s start out... Bet there was some funky music in the background..

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jj5466 0

So uh, what did you order...?

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fredstarrz 8

It seems to me she already knew what was going on

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Tylerdre 6

With a serious look on your face you should have stared her straight in the eyes and finished! Or until she backed away ._.

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thebigslim 13

I got a feeling he had a 'happy' meal....

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imlovedrunkjw 0

I suggest locking ur door the next time

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