Intimacy: Today, my mom tried to get my friend and soon to be roommate... - FML

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By Anonymous - 28/01/2016 03:39 - United States - Ardmore

Today, my mom tried to get my friend and soon to be roommate to move in earlier than planned. My soon to be roommate had already agreed that he should not deal with the stress of moving in while he is dealing with the death of his parent. My mom is straining my relationship with my friend. FML

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